tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65330317784216729362024-02-08T20:15:23.387+07:00John's Adventures in SE Asia: Motorcycles & More 2013-2021One man's take on expat life in VietnamJohnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.comBlogger230125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-40818145955431098332021-07-29T13:26:00.000+07:002021-11-29T16:47:07.117+07:00Feng Shui rears its ugly head — Building a house in Dalat, Vietnam — Part Two<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Let me start by giving you the link to the first installment on <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2021/05/building-house-in-dalat-vietnam.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">building a house in Dalat, Vietnam</a>.</span><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">About two months after the architect presented us with the initial drawings and after the second level's floor was poured and the walls were going up, my in-laws (it's their land on which my money is building the house) took a copy of the drawings to a "Feng Shui expert" who told them (he's 70 and she's 64) that if they allowed the house to be built per the drawings, neither one of them would live the six months it will take to finish the construction.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">WTF???</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">I know enough about Vietnamese culture to know that Feng Shui is important, AND to check that the architect be familiar with Feng Shui and consult it/take it into account while designing the house. Apparently, that's NOT enough. Our architect assumed that since I'm paying the bills, it was okay to consult Feng Shui, but not let it dictate everything. </span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">You know what they say about "assuming"...</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">My first question to my wife (she who translates conversations between my in-laws and me and sometimes does so without getting their input, if you catch my meaning) was "why didn't they consult the "expert" BEFORE we started construction?"</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">The answer was a version of, "because they didn't".</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Since:</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">1) We have a balcony off our bedroom in our current rental house that we've never used and is blocked by an overflowing wardrobe and </span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">2) The perfectly good mirror on the front of that wardrobe is covered by fabric and </span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">3) Another wardrobe can't be where it would be most convenient because the mirror on the front CANNOT align with us lying in bed...</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">I was already somewhat familiar with how seriously the family I married into takes their Feng Shui and thought I'd covered all </span><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">contingencies when I asked, "Is there anything in the design that will go against Feng Shui?" and received a "No, it's fine." </span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">It wasn't. </span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">I was wrong. Again.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Or is it "still"?</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Here is the 04 March 2021 architect's design for the ground floor:</span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vrih7hpXbkA/YP_vC3CPMoI/AAAAAAAALK4/TvwBuFAGn-kI_1oEbac0Cwzxu7smX14TACLcBGAsYHQ/s3309/2021-04-03_Architect%2BDrawing%2BGround%2BFloor.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2339" data-original-width="3309" height="452" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vrih7hpXbkA/YP_vC3CPMoI/AAAAAAAALK4/TvwBuFAGn-kI_1oEbac0Cwzxu7smX14TACLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h452/2021-04-03_Architect%2BDrawing%2BGround%2BFloor.png" width="640" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Note that the karaoke room promised to my father-in-law is on the far right; the stairs start climbing along the wall shared with the karaoke room and go clockwise; and the kitchen is between the living room and the stairs with a bathroom in-between.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">According to the Feng Shui "expert", ANY of these alone is enough to kill both of my in-laws before construction is complete.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">I'm neither joking nor exaggerating.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Of course, the excrement hit the rotating cooling appliance because now we had to rethink the entire flippin' design because the "experts" said:</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"> </span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">1) The drainage/sewage system was already in-place under the floor and would need to be dug up and moved.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">2) Fire cannot cross water, so the stove can't be under any plumbing, even three floors up, so the kitchen has to be in the karaoke room space.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">3) The first floor bathroom had to go away because... who knows?</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">4) The stairs MUST go counter-clockwise so to create "an upward energy vortex" distributing good fortune throughout the home. Since they are concrete and'd already been built to the second level (Floor 1), they had to be taken out and rebuilt going the other way.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">So now, we have this and the karaoke/TV theater room is on the top floor:</span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oJGe8lzOwVE/YaRxJ7bdUPI/AAAAAAAALNw/dhPU-JTfir44yyoOCBz80GU2XOU1TqYuACLcBGAsYHQ/s2555/Revised%2BGround%2BFloor.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1472" data-original-width="2555" height="368" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oJGe8lzOwVE/YaRxJ7bdUPI/AAAAAAAALNw/dhPU-JTfir44yyoOCBz80GU2XOU1TqYuACLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h368/Revised%2BGround%2BFloor.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: arial;">If only we'd known this BEFORE pouring the columns and the slab, the ground floor could've been better laid out, say with a larger living room and larger garage... </span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: arial;">Feng shui came up again a few times during the build, but the changes weren't so drastic. We'll talk later about fortune tellers the sway they have on a LOT of people here. </span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(51, 51, 51); color: #333333; font-family: arial;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(51, 51, 51); color: #333333; font-family: arial;"><br /></span></span></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-31514867215686505342021-05-27T18:45:00.010+07:002021-11-29T13:51:13.540+07:00Building a House in Dalat, Vietnam — Part One<p> <span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">It's a different planet here in so many ways...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">"Stick" construction is virtually unheard of here unless you're a very poor ethnic minority (that's me piloting the sidecar, by the way).</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B4zj8Ciy7aY/YKzwVJrVwDI/AAAAAAAALEU/QIgNE21Jx2AxDfFVuPNNGMTn9IhlkeYsgCPcBGAsYHg/s2761/1AAFF3D0-B976-46FB-8A3F-D2FA556B9759_1_201_a.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1682" data-original-width="2761" height="390" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B4zj8Ciy7aY/YKzwVJrVwDI/AAAAAAAALEU/QIgNE21Jx2AxDfFVuPNNGMTn9IhlkeYsgCPcBGAsYHg/w640-h390/1AAFF3D0-B976-46FB-8A3F-D2FA556B9759_1_201_a.jpeg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">'Most everyone else builds with concrete and bricks; in the cities, it's row houses for the hoi polloi </span><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KxfUL8-KEII/YKzxa_OZafI/AAAAAAAALEc/6Tjw05AXsvUaKj_scCDbP_tMSp6nexmTgCLcBGAsYHQ/s2560/B72395A3-2B99-4071-9E7E-74F78B9EFDDC.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2560" data-original-width="1920" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KxfUL8-KEII/YKzxa_OZafI/AAAAAAAALEc/6Tjw05AXsvUaKj_scCDbP_tMSp6nexmTgCLcBGAsYHQ/w480-h640/B72395A3-2B99-4071-9E7E-74F78B9EFDDC.jpeg" width="480" /></a></div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">and stand-alones for owners of larger properties.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Earlier this year, I settled a lawsuit for knee injuries suffered in October 2016 when an intentionally neglected hole in Jefferson Street, Olympia, Washington, USA "grabbed" the front wheel of my R100GS motorcycle, throwing me to the ground. The impact shattered my right knee and subsequent negligence by three different orthopedic surgeons caused a total of seven procedures to-date, irreparable damage </span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dhLjuFGwTPE/YKz0-WtXzoI/AAAAAAAALEo/l9BeHBVbYGExy8UYpyG4sgedk2uWj5ahgCLcBGAsYHQ/s2583/1411A335-7D48-4523-BA08-548B4C7983E4.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2583" data-original-width="1612" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dhLjuFGwTPE/YKz0-WtXzoI/AAAAAAAALEo/l9BeHBVbYGExy8UYpyG4sgedk2uWj5ahgCLcBGAsYHQ/w400-h640/1411A335-7D48-4523-BA08-548B4C7983E4.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">and continuous pain that I will endure for the rest of my life. I was advised against blogging about it until after the lawsuit settled; I may add a post or two about it later. Back to the current story...</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">So the lawsuit gave us just enough cheddar to build a house here in Dalat, but NOT ENOUGH to buy property, so... my in-laws said that we could build on their land. Their house at the time (see lavender house above) was old, poorly constructed, and so full of black mold that it was, in reality, a tear-down.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">So we did.</span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ixBaqWcTuP8/YKz2PLF3LGI/AAAAAAAALEw/WPq3q9cFOfgYQ7Uz0ehCiXkStfp7NDGMgCLcBGAsYHQ/s4032/7B1518CF-5C04-4D83-9C66-0205E9FEA6FF.heic" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ixBaqWcTuP8/YKz2PLF3LGI/AAAAAAAALEw/WPq3q9cFOfgYQ7Uz0ehCiXkStfp7NDGMgCLcBGAsYHQ/w480-h640/7B1518CF-5C04-4D83-9C66-0205E9FEA6FF.heic" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">We hired an architect and a builder, both of whom worked on my brother-in-law's house and were known to the family for many years. Then the fun started.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">The lot is big by Vietnam standards--six meters wide in the front and five in the back; 18 meters deep. Total lot size is about 100 square meters (900 square feet). It is bordered on two sides by other row houses and in the back by a hill about 7 meters (22 feet) high. My in-laws signed the deed over to ViLa (my wife) over a year ago so that she'd always have a place to live. Vietnamese law says that foreigners, even those married to Vietnamese nationals, cannot own such property. Until our daughter is 18, it will be in La's name only, so I'll have to behave for the next 25 or so years.</span></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Although I was very clear to the architect that we want a house with as much natural light as possible, it took at least five face-to-face meetings with a paid translator, one set of WRONG drawings, and a threat to fire him and hire someone with the ability to LISTEN, before he decided to give us what we asked for.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">We started off with four bedrooms, each with an en-suite bathroom; living room; kitchen; garage with sidecar lift; shop for ViLa's second-hand purse business; office for me; storage closets; laundry room, three other bathrooms; an elevator (three of the five residents are 65 or over), and an eight-meter by 50 cm opening in each floor for natural light from roof skylights.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">A few minor changes later, and we're off to the races.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Sort of...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">To build a house here, you start by getting drawings from the government showing you how large your house can be, if you so choose. Exceeding these drawings by even 20 cm can get you in trouble, with the worst thing that could happen being they tear down your house for you.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">My in-law's property had (foreshadowing here) a 5 x 4 x 4 meter (about 16.5 x 13 x 13 feet) hill of dirt in the very back that had, apparently, never been touched by a shovel. It's behind the brick wall and the red corrugated metal is the roof of the first floor of the old house.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lxs-4EZKkDA/YK-FB2U9LyI/AAAAAAAALHo/cCMYUqDzCH0xDYyCsJyLWkemp5pvxIf1gCLcBGAsYHQ/s4032/E80AE0D3-9818-43FC-B0DF-FB96B60BA607.heic" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lxs-4EZKkDA/YK-FB2U9LyI/AAAAAAAALHo/cCMYUqDzCH0xDYyCsJyLWkemp5pvxIf1gCLcBGAsYHQ/w480-h640/E80AE0D3-9818-43FC-B0DF-FB96B60BA607.heic" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">The government drawings said, "you can't build here."</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">This is the property:</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mhRnrno1ags/YK92TODy5VI/AAAAAAAALGM/D_DmYvuJgSgGsr28NW5JnJo0SBP0RCQKwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1108/Screen%2BShot%2B2021-05-27%2Bat%2B5.36.10%2BPM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="849" data-original-width="1108" height="490" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mhRnrno1ags/YK92TODy5VI/AAAAAAAALGM/D_DmYvuJgSgGsr28NW5JnJo0SBP0RCQKwCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h490/Screen%2BShot%2B2021-05-27%2Bat%2B5.36.10%2BPM.png" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">This is what we can build (you can see the wall from the above photo on the top of the left-hand image):</span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hsA7W7neThM/YK92S0hULFI/AAAAAAAALGI/LN3WGylM9LMUB6K_nMSdrQVIb53nna0ewCLcBGAsYHQ/s1120/Screen%2BShot%2B2021-05-27%2Bat%2B5.36.29%2BPM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="855" data-original-width="1120" height="488" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hsA7W7neThM/YK92S0hULFI/AAAAAAAALGI/LN3WGylM9LMUB6K_nMSdrQVIb53nna0ewCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h488/Screen%2BShot%2B2021-05-27%2Bat%2B5.36.29%2BPM.png" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DtIJZdw78Zc/YK92u1GBu1I/AAAAAAAALGY/0sSYyL718h8QcDuLfSjlqz5fS98iWHCNgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1129/Screen%2BShot%2B2021-05-27%2Bat%2B5.38.32%2BPM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="859" data-original-width="1129" height="486" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DtIJZdw78Zc/YK92u1GBu1I/AAAAAAAALGY/0sSYyL718h8QcDuLfSjlqz5fS98iWHCNgCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h486/Screen%2BShot%2B2021-05-27%2Bat%2B5.38.32%2BPM.png" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">On one of my almost daily visits to the job site, I see that the excavator is tearing into the hill we're not allowed to build on. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Ut-oh!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">That night, at one of our meetings between my father-in-law, the builder, the architect, the translator and me, I ask, "WTF?" but nicer because my father-in-law is there.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">I'm told, "khong sao", which is Vietnamese for "don't worry, we've got this,"--the national response to a LOT of things that actually merit concern.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Then my father-in-law drops the bomb.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">"Karaoke"</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzE48q3wYZ1KY8KoAj0WrtXHxUnt3V8KF4qhIZ19usO7nZzmkvjnIOrx9QiZVmHDWtTDyZyyoL_777JxB--3w' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: small; text-align: left;">This video is typical Vietnam karaoke and was shot at a wedding soon after I came to Vietnam. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: small; text-align: left;">Her flowers started their cut life as a table centerpiece. </span></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Father-in-law wants to use the verbotten space for his very own karaoke room for him and his friends. To his great surprise, I answered with a thumbs-up and the caveat that it must be professionally soundproofed, just like the dozens of karaoke shops in town. His grin is ear-to-ear.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Everything is all sunshine and roses... until the government inspector drops by a few weeks later. My wife tells me he's "upset." </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">No shit, Sherlock! </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">"We" have blatantly disregarded their mandate and even, by now, poured the floor and started building the brick walls. This is going to get expensive--one way or the other.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Fortunately, it's Vietnam, where most such sins can be made to go away with the proper application of begging, cajoling, and apologizing with more than words. One of the aunts is a well-connected lawyer and the sister-in-law who likes me works for her. It takes about a month, but we finally get drawings that say we can take out the hill and build on its remains. Let's just say there is now budget for one less flight to the US in my future.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Things go relatively well from there until about two weeks ago when I notice that the opening in the second level for natural light is about two meters short. Inquiries reveal that father-in-law told the builder to stop it at a beam, violating the agreement that BOTH he and I have to approve of any major (and, as a courtesy, most minor) changes. Opening should be the length of the red oval; it is currently the length of the blue rectangle.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iWQkW_-Dv30/YK-BJHwlSQI/AAAAAAAALGg/PdsVY5URBDsMB3tIuzRRjxx4RPbnulkrACLcBGAsYHQ/s2884/Plans_2021-05-10_%2BLau%2B1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2207" data-original-width="2884" height="490" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iWQkW_-Dv30/YK-BJHwlSQI/AAAAAAAALGg/PdsVY5URBDsMB3tIuzRRjxx4RPbnulkrACLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h490/Plans_2021-05-10_%2BLau%2B1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: arial; font-size: x-large; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Damn it! Hurried conversations with the builder result in a promise that the opening will be cut into the floor to give us the opening specified. Remember that the ground floor of this house is blocked in on three sides so there can be no windows. This makes the opening through to the roof crucial. It's still not opened, but I'm not worried 'cause the contract says the builder doesn't get any more money until we are both happy with the construction to that point.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Father-in-law and I now have another agreement that ALL changes to common spaces will be run past the other prior to saying anything to the builder. The builder has smartly decreed that any changes must be made to the architectural drawings before he will implement them. We should be good from here if we can only get the architect to flippin' LISTEN to what we tell him to change.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">I always believed people when they told me building a house is a nightmare. Try doing it when you don't speak the local language and are still learning local mores. Fortunately, most of the people involved are somewhat forgiving of the faux pas made by the rude foreigner (the last two words are redundant here, by the way, when put together).</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Next: Feng Shui rears its ugly head.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-46365988746942690752021-01-25T10:51:00.030+07:002021-01-25T11:20:22.216+07:00"You got MARRIED???"<span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: arial;">Yes, we did! Seventeen months ago, now...</span><br />
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Very happily, as it turns out...<br />
<br />ViLa and I met in October, 2015, and've been together ever since. </span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: left;">I first met Honey, our awesome now-9-year-old daughter, a couple months later. We didn't meet until I'd known her mom for a few months and we'd decided that "this might go somewhere."</div></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: arial;">Honey now occasionally tells me, "When I first met you, I didn't like you," and she's right; she didn't. She wouldn't have anything to do with me for the first visits, seeing me, I'm sure, as competition for her mother's love and attention. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: arial;">As I already knew, small children of single parents (and too many adults, for that matter) think that love is finite; that if Mom or Dad finds a partner that they love, there is less love for the child(ren) — a zero-sum game, some might say.</span></span></div><div><span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;">
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<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial;">The only way a child will see that love is infinite, is if you take your time and let her "get it" in her own good time. Honey eventually understood, and now we couldn't be closer. </span></div></span><div><span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: arial;">As many of you know, I never wanted kids; don't particularly like them; and in most situations, avoided them at all costs. Now, apparently, I'm ready, 'cause Honey definitely has my heart. She's my daughter as much as any biological daughter could be, maybe more. </span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n6475veS0ME/YA4vIfwTgAI/AAAAAAAAK-8/rxmOrDDzpqsQ5DUeOSp_0cTiC0HacK8hQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2576/6F270ACF-D66B-490C-85E9-3E1D3F3E0871.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2576" data-original-width="1932" height="799" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n6475veS0ME/YA4vIfwTgAI/AAAAAAAAK-8/rxmOrDDzpqsQ5DUeOSp_0cTiC0HacK8hQCLcBGAsYHQ/w599-h799/6F270ACF-D66B-490C-85E9-3E1D3F3E0871.jpeg" width="599" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;">
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I'm told that many couples never have a civil ceremony, but since they have a wedding party, the community thinks of them as married. This is NOT an option for Westerners, though.<br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">To me, our anniversary is 30 August, the day we actually got married in a civil ceremony. That's the date of the photo at the top. To La, it's 02 September, the day of the party. </span></div><span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="font-size: x-large; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UHGCcMDmomU/YA4wm7ATZvI/AAAAAAAAK_Q/VyNt8-GfQ00zeK2_01WmUq1ZAUBzW0AygCLcBGAsYHQ/s1342/C6C147E9-7A56-4928-91D2-629B1531B868.jpeg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1080" data-original-width="1342" height="452" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UHGCcMDmomU/YA4wm7ATZvI/AAAAAAAAK_Q/VyNt8-GfQ00zeK2_01WmUq1ZAUBzW0AygCLcBGAsYHQ/w561-h452/C6C147E9-7A56-4928-91D2-629B1531B868.jpeg" width="561" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: small;">ViLa's parents and my mom, who, at 92, understandably didn't feel up to the 20,000-mile round trip<br /></span></td></tr></tbody></table><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GpVPmJQPfVs/YA4wnAWZEtI/AAAAAAAAK_U/0RVV8Z7tG6UizEgNqDn7ekC5pyh5oGtJgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1644/2EF6E27B-7698-4436-A40F-E81A395FF753.jpeg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1080" data-original-width="1644" height="368" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GpVPmJQPfVs/YA4wnAWZEtI/AAAAAAAAK_U/0RVV8Z7tG6UizEgNqDn7ekC5pyh5oGtJgCLcBGAsYHQ/w561-h368/2EF6E27B-7698-4436-A40F-E81A395FF753.jpeg" width="561" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial;">The bridal party goes around to each table and raises a glass--mot, hai, ba, yo!<br /></span></td></tr></tbody></table><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V1Og8o2Nav0/YA4wnHC_9oI/AAAAAAAAK_Y/TJDD9bX9DEkCgYbL1vG9CdVAbjkBsIR-wCLcBGAsYHQ/s1470/3111FF39-2CCA-4142-83C1-EB05BC0624AE.jpeg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1470" data-original-width="1080" height="758" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V1Og8o2Nav0/YA4wnHC_9oI/AAAAAAAAK_Y/TJDD9bX9DEkCgYbL1vG9CdVAbjkBsIR-wCLcBGAsYHQ/w557-h758/3111FF39-2CCA-4142-83C1-EB05BC0624AE.jpeg" width="557" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial;">"We wish you could be here, Mom..."<br /></span></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-family: arial;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif"><span style="font-family: arial;">It's illegal here for a Westerner to cohabitate with a Vietnamese national</span></span><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span><span style="font-family: arial;">—</span><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span><span style="font-family: arial;">even for one night; and they check. I moved into our current rental house in April, and the police showed up five months later to check on ViLa and Honey's status about a week after the party/reception. They checked the marriage certificate, my passport, La's government ID card, and the rental book that all rental properties must have.</span></div></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: arial;">Everything checked out and they went away. I've heard that if a foreigner and a Vietnamese are caught living together outside of marriage, the penalties can be as severe as jail for the Vietnamese national and permanent expulsion for the foreigner. These are </span><span style="font-family: arial;">the government's right, of course, so it's best not risk it if you care about your partner and about staying in Vietnam.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: arial;">It took me more than 2/3 of my life </span><span style="font-family: arial;">expectancy to get married and, honestly, it was worth the wait.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Hv5s4F5YxcE/YA4_5eFie8I/AAAAAAAALAE/SbgIB35a4PEInnYPB80OsBxmhsVO0BHbwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1280/B992C61E-89A8-402B-9859-FC5449C103E7.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="960" height="832" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Hv5s4F5YxcE/YA4_5eFie8I/AAAAAAAALAE/SbgIB35a4PEInnYPB80OsBxmhsVO0BHbwCLcBGAsYHQ/w624-h832/B992C61E-89A8-402B-9859-FC5449C103E7.jpeg" width="624" /></a></div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YkJaiS0hSZs/YA44l7vNl9I/AAAAAAAAK_4/befWl6yb7E4kLjj6sUsomnzrDdgERdbggCLcBGAsYHQ/s2560/6478D1D2-67DB-4826-8176-06E026AF4571_1_201_a.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1335" data-original-width="2560" height="327" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YkJaiS0hSZs/YA44l7vNl9I/AAAAAAAAK_4/befWl6yb7E4kLjj6sUsomnzrDdgERdbggCLcBGAsYHQ/w626-h327/6478D1D2-67DB-4826-8176-06E026AF4571_1_201_a.jpeg" width="626" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Cheers!</span></div><div><span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif">
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He's a decorated and retired Navy Chief who's smarter than most of us and more of a Patriot than ANYONE who still supports any Republican in national office.<br />
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"What do they lose if they stand up, declare they are putting America first, that the integrity of the office matters, that the president -- government -- must be always held to a higher standard? What do Republicans lose if they show themselves acting with courage, integrity, and a sense of duty? What do they lose if they take charge of impeachment and lead from the front? What do they lose if they demand the truth? Evidence? Witnesses? What do Republicans lose if they stand up and show America that they are willing to do the right thing? Put country over party, duty over politics, truth over lies? Do they lose their jobs, or do they earn reelection out of respect?<br />
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"They lose Trump.<br />
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"Trump. They lose Trump. They lose an amoral bombastic fool, a patsy, that can be easily manipulated into implementing the very worst of their agenda without getting their own hands dirty.<br />
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"They know this guy is a fool.<br />
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"Those with their hands on the real levers of power? In this country and beyond? You know they look down on Trump with nothing but utter contempt, you can see it in every sneer, every smirk, every roll of the eyes.<br />
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"But that’s the key to it.<br />
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"Because Trump is so desperate to prove himself their equal, so desperate for their attention and acceptance, that he’ll do anything to get it. Trump is so pitiful, so utterly in need of praise, that he can be openly manipulated by news broadcasters and baited by a tweet.<br />
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"Trump is the guy who told them they don’t have to be ashamed of being a horrible person. If they lose Trump, then they lose an excuse for their hate, their selfishness, their racism, their misogyny, their homophobia, their horrible religion, their wars, their greed, their fear, all of it. Trump is the guy who makes it okay to stand shoulder to shoulder with Nazis, with Confederates, with the Klan, with the Proud Boys, and still pretend that you’re standing up for 'The American Way of Life.'<br />
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If they lose Trump, they lose a chump to blame for it all when the bill comes due."<br />
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Read the entire article here: <a href="http://www.stonekettle.com/2020/01/stalking-horse.html">Stalking Horse</a><br />
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Then pass it on... and donate to him if you can.<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-27073016163073748732020-01-29T05:01:00.000+07:002020-01-29T17:15:26.624+07:00Tom Nogler<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8bqHACre1fk/XjCuv5kWWMI/AAAAAAAAKwo/XrAsc7Jip8UwpG4FVSwsKVoAin0q07a7wCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/Tom%2BNogler%2BDec2019.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="1600" height="480" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8bqHACre1fk/XjCuv5kWWMI/AAAAAAAAKwo/XrAsc7Jip8UwpG4FVSwsKVoAin0q07a7wCLcBGAsYHQ/s640/Tom%2BNogler%2BDec2019.jpg" width="640" /></a></span></div><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br />
My good friend Tom Nogler's heart gave out.<br />
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A good man suddenly gone too soon.<br />
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There will be a Memorial on 01 February at the Capital Theater on Fifth Street in Olympia, WA.<br />
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Since I'm in Việt Nam, I cannot be there. I've sent the following to a good friend and ask that it be read during the Memorial. I'm also posting it here so that others who cannot be there can get a feeling for who Tom was and who he will continue to be in the memory of countless people who were fortunate to know him:<br />
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"Thank you, Chris Stearns. Had you not found me sitting in Darby’s front window that Sunday morning and Shanghaied me into “just checking out” the first meeting of what became the Public Power Initiative, I most likely would never have known Tom. I certainly wouldn’t have had the privilege of working closely with him, literally daily at times, for almost two years; and then sharing a meal with him these many years later every time I returned to Olympia. Except for the last time, this past December. Like most of you, I thought Tom would always be here... I figured I’d catch him next time.<br />
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"To say that the Tom Nogler I know was THE Champion of Uphill Battles, is to greatly understate it. In our time working together, he happily did everything asked of him and then found much more to do without being asked—wrangling volunteers; asking for donations; standing outside in any weather with his petition board... always wearing the hat that I became convinced he never took off—and always with that Tom Nogler 100,000-watt smile topped-off by two of the brightest, most expressive eyes ever.<br />
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"I could go on and on, but I’d be telling you nothing new. You know Tom, and you can still see him looking at you with love.<br />
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"There is less than a handful of men on this planet whom have ever called me “brother”, and even fewer with whom I freely used that word. My guess is that most of them are in this theater today.<br />
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"Wherever you are, brother Tom, I know you are smiling—thank you for sharing your life with us.<br />
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"You will live on within each of us.<br />
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"We love you."<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-266949551745344362019-08-03T13:39:00.002+07:002019-08-03T13:57:43.853+07:00The False "Freedom" of NOT wearing a motorcycle helmet...<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Yes, there are too many laws in most places, many of which keep the poor, poor and the rich, rich.<br />
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Motorcycle helmet laws are NOT among them.<br />
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As you know if you've read much of my blog, I am a STRONG advocate for motorcycle helmets. I even donated over 750 helmets to school children and administrators in my home, Dalat, Vietnam. Personally, I wear a full-face or modular helmet every second I am moving on two wheels. <br />
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No exceptions!<br />
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And I'm TIRED of people who say, "It's MY RIGHT not to wear a helmet." No, it's not, unless you have a few million dollars in insurance coverage to take care of ALL your medical bills and your family's pending poverty.<br />
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First of all, if you don't wear the best helmet you can buy, your priorities are f*cked up. I've lost count of the clowns I've seen riding a US$15-40,000 motorcycle while wearing a bicycle helmet--'cause here in Việt Nam, anything on your head harder than a piece of paper apparently counts as a helmet, at least as far as the police are concerned.<br />
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The laws of physics will disagree.<br />
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Many people these days have their own "facts", 'cause they're too stupid to know the difference between beliefs and facts. They're the ones that tell you about the 0.0001% of people in an accident who die because they were wearing a helmet... as if it proves them right.<br />
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Here's a fact for you... when you ride without a helmet and become disabled or dead because your head's softer than concrete or because your face is softer than asphalt, I and everyone else get to pay for your care and watering when you're a human houseplant for the next 50 years. We also get to pay to support the family you leave behind because you don't like condoms, either. Unfortunately, your kids got your stupid genes, so it's a lose/lose.</span><br />
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<div class="" data-block="true" data-editor="4o8d8" data-offset-key="3seb5-0-0"><div class="_1mf _1mj" data-offset-key="3seb5-0-0"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span data-offset-key="3seb5-0-0"><a href="https://www.bikebandit.com/blog/how-you-not-wearing-a-helmet-costs-me-money" target="_blank">"...the extensive treatment and rehabilitation costs for helmetless riders injured in accidents typically runs up to a staggering $1.3 million, and that fewer than a third of them ever work again. At one large metropolitan hospital, taxpayers footed the bill for fully 63% of the care for these riders. An NHTSA case study in Florida showed that the state saw an 81% in fatalities and a 40% increase in hospital admissions among motorcycle riders after repealing it’s helmet law in 2000, and the average cost for head injury treatment jumped by over $10,000 per incident."</a></span></span></div></div><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">So... don't talk about freedom and how the government shouldn't tell you to wear a helmet. <br />
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Your insistence of "freedom" is taking mine and everyone else's away, ya selfish twit.<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-49339707469683237822019-07-21T06:56:00.002+07:002019-07-21T06:58:34.449+07:00So You Want to Come to Vietnam and Ride a Motorbike? Part 7 — One Photo Sums It Up<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">This is the best photo I've seen yet of what it's like to ride a motorbike in the cities of Vietnam... no one who lives here would think this is anything other than normal.<br />
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It is also a great example of the fact that almost no one here thinks of how what they do affects others. I'd bet big money that if you asked this woman what she was thinking just before she stopped, she would say the VN equivalent of, "I had to make a phone call..."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Did you notice the two people on the right side riding the wrong way down a one-way street? Also, no surprise...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Happy 50th Anniversary of the first moon walk!<br />
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Ride safely.<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-21454812210631882872019-04-25T17:10:00.002+07:002019-04-25T17:15:28.097+07:00Ho Chi Minh<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">The person, <br />
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Everyone who is at all paying attention knows that Ho Chi Minh fought for independence against both the French and the Americans. All he wanted was to free his country from colonial and imperial rule. What the great majority of Americans, and probably most people still on the planet, don't know is that Uncle Ho turned to the Communists for help only after his <a href="http://vietnamwar.lib.umb.edu/enemy/docs/Ho_letter_to_Truman_Feb_46.html" target="_blank">1946 letter US President Harry Truman</a> asking for aid went unanswered; most likely because a US State Department underling stuck it in a file cabinet and the President never knew of it. Truman, by the way, was NOT blameless. He gave millions of dollars in covert military and financial aid to the French, and the French-backed regime in Saigon.<br />
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From the letter: <br />
<i>"It is with this firm conviction that we request of the United States as guardians and champions of World Justice to take a decisive step in support of our independence.<br />
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"What we ask has been graciously granted to the Philippines. Like the Philippines our goal is full independence and full cooperation with the UNITED STATES. We will do our best to make this independence and cooperation profitable to the whole world."<br />
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Born in 1953, I am of the generation sent by the US government to Vietnam to kill, torture, maim, murder, and <a href="https://www.npr.org/2013/01/28/169076259/anything-that-moves-civilians-and-the-vietnam-war" target="_blank">otherwise harm the local population</a>.</span><br />
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I came to Vietnam for the first time in 2013, moved here in 2014, and have lived here ever since. I often wonder what the world would be like had that State Department pendejo passed Uncle Ho's letter up the chain of command. How many of the 3,000,000+ Vietnamese and 58,000+ Americans who were killed as a direct result of American presence in Vietnam would've gone on to live happy, productive lives?<br />
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How many more people were never born because their fathers and/or mothers were killed? <br />
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How many people whose family members were killed or maimed would've had different, better lives?<br />
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How many people in Vietnam are still, today, getting killed by 40+-year-old unexploded ordinance or suffering from the effects of Agent Orange and other deadly chemicals dropped by the hundreds of tons?<br />
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Although I am only halfway through Nick Turse's book, I highly recommend it to anyone interested in the real story of the failed American attempt to stop the "<a href="https://www.history.com/topics/cold-war/domino-theory" target="_blank">domino</a>" that was Vietnam. <br />
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Why have I yet to finish it? Because it is so upsetting that I can barely get through a full chapter before I have to put it down for a week or two and take a long, hot shower.<br />
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The good news is that the Vietnamese, thank Buddha, are a forgiving people; more so than any others I have met on five continents. <br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-40001410681813107832019-02-27T13:33:00.001+07:002019-02-27T13:48:34.718+07:00It's Vietnam<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Just when I think I can let up a bit from the doom and gloom of daily motorbike riding here in Vietnam, something else comes across my screen.<br />
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This is a video shared on FaceCrack. Best I can determine, originated on the page of "Container Phú Thành", who apparently builds some pretty cool edifices out of shipping containers.<br />
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Their comment was, "Iron wrapped meat against iron wrapped meat 😥"<br />
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To me, it's more "Meat sitting on 'iron' against 'iron'-wrapped meat." No way the meat sitting on iron is gonna do well.<br />
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Those of us who live in Vietnam see someone pulling this shit every day and most of the twits survive—for the moment. The only thing that surprises me is that more don't end up worm food. <br />
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It's NOT always the motorbike rider who's at fault; for example, the guy who gets taken out by a HUGE red truck in the far right lane when the far right lane is for motorbikes and maybe cars, but definitely NOT for big-ass trucks. That said, since motorbikes are toward the lower end of the food chain, you'd think they'd learn. <br />
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Unfortunately for many, instead Darwin jumps up and says hello.</span><br />
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Yes, most riders here DO NOT practice situational awareness; they ride as if they're in a video game on which you just hit "Reset" to get another life. Most of the time, they get away with it. Sometimes, they take others out. <br />
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No one, at-fault or innocent, ever gets to pick themselves up and hit "Reset".<br />
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As I've written before, if you:<br />
1) Ride as if you're invisible.<br />
2) Ride as if everyone is trying to kill you.<br />
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You might just survive to see another day.<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-52622990487079124032019-02-21T11:25:00.002+07:002019-02-21T11:25:25.012+07:00Da Lat Coffee<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">As I read the article below, it hit me that my more recent posts, although very real-world, lean toward portraying Vietnam as doom-and-gloom-you-could-die. While there is that aspect to anywhere one might choose to put down roots, it's no more so here than elsewhere, especially if you stick to walking, trains, planes, and/or taxi cabs.<br />
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As mentioned in earlier posts, Da Lat is known throughout Vietnam for the flowers, vegetables, and coffees grown here. Increasingly, it is the coffee that's getting noticed. </span><br />
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From a web site called Saigoneer, "<a href="https://saigoneer.com/eat-drink/eat-drink-categories/saigon-food-culture/15538-da-lat,-the-unlikely-home-of-el-salvador-s-rare-pacamara-coffee-beans" target="_blank">Da Lat, the Unlikely Home of El Salvador's Rare Pacamara Coffee Beans</a>"<br />
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Enjoy!<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-34144795865861939082019-02-18T06:50:00.000+07:002019-02-18T07:51:56.499+07:00"Only the good die young"<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">A few months ago I got an email from a guy in Richland, WA telling me that he was coming to Vietnam to ride, probably with his nephew. He asked a few questions and we developed a bit of rapport.<br />
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Fast forward to earlier this month, February 2019, when Ed and his nephew, Ryan, rode up and parked their Honda Winners in front of my house, both grinning from ear to ear.<br />
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After chatting for a bit, Ed rode off to find lodging for the next few days while I pulled out my tools so Ryan and could I start disassembling the Winner, looking for where they hid the battery. He had an electrical issue that he thought might be as simple as a loose wire. It took a while, but he found and fixed the loose negative battery wire.<br />
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Ed came back to report he had a room for the night, so he and Ryan headed off to clean up and rest a bit. Later that night, we had a beer together.<br />
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Over the next few days, in-between them seeing the sights of Da Lat, we met a couple times to share a meal. I even set them up with my local mechanic to fix a coolant leak on Ryan's bike.<br />
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Every time I saw Ryan, he was smiling; even when he had bike issues or a bit of a headache.<br />
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Last Tuesday, the three of us had breakfast, took a few photos at an Instagram hot spot just up the alley,<br />
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and headed out of town together. As planned, I rode with them for a couple hours on their way to Buon Ma Thuot. After a rest stop at a cafe with hammocks (our favorite kind), they headed north and I headed home.<br />
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On Friday, in or near Hoi An, they were involved in an accident. Ryan did not survive his injuries.<br />
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Ed has spent the last couple days grieving and healing from his injuries. Ryan's father arrived in Hoi An yesterday and they are working with the government to arrange Ryan's final trip home.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/da5ugg-bring-ryan-home" target="_blank">Click here to help get Ryan home.</a></span></div>
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You may know that I've railed against such fundraising efforts in the past when the beneficiary died doing something stupid. This time is different, and not just because I knew Ryan. Because I knew him and rode with him, I can tell you he was a responsible rider who wore a good helmet and proper clothing while riding. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time and not the only rider injured in the accident.<br />
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Rest in Peace, Ryan Piper. You are now, and will always be, a bright spot in my memory.<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-44795833573241067672019-02-09T07:29:00.004+07:002023-09-19T15:15:10.159+07:00So You Want to Come to Vietnam and Ride a Motorbike? Part 6 — Death<span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;">As you know if you've read my blog for any length of time, I don't pull punches.<br />
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Motorized two-wheel vehicles are inherently dangerous. That is the #1 reason my parents never let me get anywhere near one growing up. Reason #2 was that, in the 60's, the middle class image of motorcycles was that "only hoodlums ride them", <i>e.g.</i> Marlon Brando in that iconic movie who's title escapes me in my old age.<br />
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This is Part 6 of my "So You Want to Come to Vietnam and Ride a Motorbike?" series of posts. To see the previous posts, click on a number to open that post in a new window: <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/10/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride.html" target="_blank">1.</a> <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/10/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride_28.html" target="_blank">2.</a> <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/11/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride_23.html" target="_blank">3.</a> <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/12/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride.html" target="_blank">4.</a> <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2019/01/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride.html">5.</a><br />
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This sixth part is graphic and unforgiving. That, and the fact that the photos below show dead people, is why it's titled "Death".<br />
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I didn't know these people and probably never saw them. Even so, I hope they teach you something. Or some things.<br />
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The photos below depict something that happens with such regularity here in Vietnam that I know no one who is surprised when they hear or see of it. That's why I was shocked last week when, after witnessing a man on a scooter get bumped from behind by a car, my seven-year-old daughter who's ridden on a motorbike among hundreds of other motorbikes almost every day of her life, said, "That's the first time I've seen someone fall off a motorbike." <br />
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Death is always nearby when you ride a motorized two-wheel vehicle. When you ride without a helmet, death is sitting on your shoulder and whispering in your ear to "Go faster! I got this."<br />
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None of these people had any protective gear other than a POS helmet, and at least one was wearing minimal footwear. I also know that every single day I see a dozen or more (especially) young Vietnamese men like the ones depicted below riding very fast and recklessly without a helmet. Often they have a young female passenger and sometimes she is riding sidesaddle.<br />
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The laws of physics are the same wherever you are in our known universe, no matter your age, color, intelligence, or looks. As I used to say when I went skydiving, "It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop." Coming off a motorbike at speed, what kills you could also be the slide as your skin and soft bits are slowed to a stop by the cheese grater that is the pavement.<br />
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IF you ride, please wear a helmet and proper gear regardless of how short the trip or how long you've been riding. Sometimes what kills is not that you ran out of skills, but that someone else did.<br />
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One constant of riding in Vietnam is that every road has twice the number of travel lanes as the same road would in the west because people here regularly ride the wrong way along the curb. I see it every time I ride. It's one of the reasons I tell people to NEVER ride along the curb. Looking at the following graphic photos, my guess is that one bike was going the right way, the other one wasn't, and no one blinked. Whether on not this is what happened, four more young people are dead because they rode a motorbike and at least one of them fucked up.<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-10768365253414375592019-02-01T20:29:00.002+07:002019-02-07T22:43:49.355+07:00"agoda", the hotel booking site, is a POS<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Why can't people just <br />
1) Tell the truth <br />
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2) Admit it when they don't?<br />
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In search of a new "regular" hotel for my monthly multi-day stays in Saigon, I went through TripAdvisor's listings looking for ideas. After considering a number of possibilities, I settled on a quiet place with a rooftop terrace breakfast included and that is only a two-minute walk to friends and good restaurants. TripAdvisor sent me to agoda, whose site I used to book the room.<br />
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Upon arrival in Saigon I checked into the chosen hotel—Ngoc Minh Hotel—and went to my room. After breakfast the next morning, I was in my room preparing to out when I got an email from agoda.<br />
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"Ngoc Minh Hotel has confirmed that your booking is a No-Show." <br />
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HUH???<br />
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Did I mention I'd been IN THE ROOM for over 18 hours when I got the email?<br />
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I tried to call agoda, BUT, because they'd cancelled my booking, the phone system kept hanging up on me. I went downstairs to ask the front desk clerk if she knew anything. She said they wouldn't've cancelled me because I checked in the night before. She assured me she'd contact agoda and ask why they cancelled me.<br />
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Agoda replied to the hotel with this email:<br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"We have checked the booking in our system and found out that it has been cancelled by our customer directly."<br />
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WHAT???<br />
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You tell me I'm a no-show while I'm sitting in the flippin' room and you tell the hotel that I cancelled. Really???<br />
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Now I'm pissed off. Not only has agoda STOLEN my money, they've lied to both the hotel and me. Since they wouldn't let my call go through their phone system, I had to use the "Chat" feature on their web site.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"This is the first we're hearing of this booking being cancelled,"<br />
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BUT YOU CANCELLED IT!!! Why was I marked as a "No-show"??? The hotel certainly didn't do it!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"... the booking was mistakenly marked as a no show, which then triggered the cancellation in our system." Who the f*ck marked me as a no-show? According to the front desk clerk, there were three other reservations similarly marked in error at that hotel that night. Someone at agoda seriously dropped the ball and then they sent out emails lying about what happened.</span></div>
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What a cluster-fuck! It cost me a few hours of my time and all I got in return was the money they never should've taken in the first place. At a minimum, they owe me a free hotel night somewhere.<br />
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Needless to say, I will NEVER AGAIN use agoda and I will suggest to everyone I can that they think twice before using them. Yes, I understand people make mistakes, but lies are NOT mistakes.<br />
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Caveat emptor.<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-32809645205324433702019-01-22T20:30:00.001+07:002019-01-31T07:55:13.928+07:00So You Want to Come to Vietnam and Ride a Motorbike? Part 5 — Meme<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">This explains the bus (and truck) drivers in Vietnam...</span><br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-28422515803018312342018-12-18T15:04:00.006+07:002023-09-19T15:05:11.498+07:00So You Want to Come to Vietnam and Ride a Motorbike? Part 4 — Rules?<span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;">In case you've missed them... Part 1 is <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/10/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride.html" target="_blank">here</a>.<br />
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Part 2 is <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/10/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride_28.html" target="_blank">here</a>.<br />
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Part 3 is <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/11/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride_23.html" target="_blank">here</a>.<br />
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I've read many articles about riding in Vietnam. The great majority are written by people who only visited for a short time and those all say that there are no rules; that it's every person for him/herself.<br />
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Those writers are showing their ignorance! <br />
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<i><b> Of course there are rules</b></i>; they're just not the rules as you know them. It took me almost three years to figure out some of them—especially the one I call, "Do whatever the fuck you want; no one else matters."<br />
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Contrary to what you might think watching traffic go by, there are helmet laws in Vietnam that say everyone over the age of six MUST wear a helmet. The main problem with this law, other than the danger to little kids, is that apparently any semi-solid head covering is considered a "helmet". I've seen guys riding US$40,000 motorcycles (taxes and duties here add almost 100% to the cost) wearing a soft bicycle helmet as they rips through the streets of Saigon as if they're in a hurry to get on to whatever afterlife they believe in. Watch traffic in any city for an hour and you'll see construction hard hats with no chin strap; "gimme" helmets that wouldn't protect you if you fell off a chair; and a number of people who either don't fasten the chin strap or have it so loose that if they fall, the helmet would separate from their head before either hit the pavement.</span><br />
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</span> <span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;">The other problem is that most kids under 10 still aren't wearing a helmet.<br />
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As I've written before, there is virtually no safety education here re helmets. Most everyone wears one so the police don't stop them—except ViLa. She wears one mostly because she doesn't want to listen to me bitch at her if she doesn't. Fortunately, Honey loves her 3/4 helmet, wears it everywhere,</span><br />
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and begged me to buy her a pink full-face helmet we saw one day. It's now hers, we're just waiting for her to grow into it.<br />
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How would you fare riding a motorbike in Vietnam? Take this simple quiz to find out if you know the rules.<br />
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Choose the best answer:<br />
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1) When turning right, you<br />
a) Look to your left to ensure it's safe to proceed.<br />
b) Look both ways—someone could be walking down the sidewalk.<br />
c) Stop; look both ways; proceed when clear<br />
d) Don't even slow down, just go for it.<br />
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2) When turning left, you turn from <br />
a) Your left lane to the new street's left lane<br />
b) Your left lane to the new street's right lane<br />
c) Your right lane to the new street's right lane<br />
d) Either b) or c) depending on your mood<br />
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3) One a two-way street, the far right path is for<br />
a) Slower traffic<br />
b) People turning right onto that street<br />
c) On-coming traffic<br />
d) Both b) and c)<br />
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4) The lines on the road are there <br />
a) To let you know which lane is yours <br />
b) To mark the center of the road<br />
c) To indicate whether or not it may be safe to pass another vehicle<br />
d) Because they have them in other countries<br />
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5) Turn right from the right lane and left from the left lane.<br />
a) True<br />
b) False<br />
c) It depends.<br />
d) All of the above<br />
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6) When your friend has had too much to drink, you should<br />
a) Take away his keys.<br />
b) Put him in a taxi or take him home yourself.<br />
c) Help him balance on his motorbike until he gets some momentum going.<br />
d) Both b) and c)<br />
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7) When using your phone, you should<br />
a) Pull off the road until you are finished.<br />
b) Tell them you'll call them back when you're not driving.<br />
c) Ask them to call you back in 10 minutes.<br />
d) Not let it stop you or slow you down.<br />
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8) When stopping to ask directions or look at the map on your phone, <br />
a) Pull over to the far right lane.<br />
b) Stop wherever you are, even if there's traffic all around.<br />
c) Who has time to stop? Multitask. <br />
d) Either b) or c) <br />
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9) Who has the right-of-way?<br />
a) Whomever is in/on the largest vehicle<br />
b) Whomever has the biggest cojones<br />
c) The vehicle on the right<br />
d) Both a) and b)<br />
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10) The maximum safe speed is<br />
a) Dependent on road & weather conditions<br />
b) 40 kph within city limits; 60 kph outside<br />
c) As posted <br />
d) Whatever I decide it is<br />
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11) The traffic police<br />
a) Wear yellow uniforms<br />
b) Point a white baton at you when they want to talk<br />
c) Will usually accept traffic fines on-the-spot<br />
d) All of the above<br />
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12) The right lane is for motorbikes and the left lane is for everything else.<br />
a) True<br />
b) False<br />
c) In theory<br />
d) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (pause for a breath) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha<br />
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13) When a car, truck, or bus flashes its lights at you, it means<br />
a) Your brights are on<br />
b) There are police just ahead<br />
c) Hello<br />
d) I want to be where you are. MOVE NOW!<br />
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14) The minivans are the WORST and will take you out if you let them.<br />
a) True<br />
b) False<br />
c) Sometimes<br />
d) Well, DUH-UH!<br />
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15) When entering a roundabout, who has the right-of-way?<br />
a) The vehicle in the roundabout.<br />
b) I do.<br />
c) Right-of-way? What's that?<br />
d) Either b) or c)<br />
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16) Using your headlight outside cities is<br />
a) Stupid because the zombies will catch you<br />
b) For sissies<br />
c) Optional<br />
d) Why are you riding out in the country at night? Are you suicidal?<br />
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17) Slower traffic<br />
a) Stays to the right<br />
b) Goes wherever they want<br />
c) May stop suddenly with no warning or turn into you<br />
d) Both b) and c)<br />
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18) Most locals ride as if<br />
a) There is no one else on the road<br />
b) Either their hair is on fire or going over 10 kph will kill them<br />
c) Whatever is behind their front wheel does not exist<br />
d) All of the above<br />
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19) Having the correct tire pressure is<br />
a) Crucial to your safety<br />
b) Not all that important—anywhere from 5 to 58 psi (0.35 to 4 bar) is fine<br />
c) There's a "correct" tire pressure?<br />
d) Either b) or c)<br />
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20) When making a u-turn, you<br />
a) Pull over to the right and wait until there is a break in traffic.<br />
b) Wait until the next roundabout or large intersection.<br />
c) U-turns are not allowed within city limits.<br />
d) Just go for it wherever the urge hits; everyone can wait as you block traffic.<br />
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21) When parking, <br />
a) Park only in designated spaces.<br />
b) Park anywhere, even blocking a business's main entrance.<br />
c) Park on the sidewalk, especially where you will block pedestrians.<br />
d) Both b) and c)<br />
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22) Riding on the sidewalk is permissible<br />
a) Never <br />
b) Only if there are no pedestrians within 50 meters<br />
c) Only during daylight hours<br />
d) Whenever you want to; no one else matters but you<br />
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How do you think you did? Let's find out...<br />
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Did you notice a pattern in your answers? <br />
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The answer to 6 is c)<br />
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The best answer to all the others is... d)<br />
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If you missed more than 5, it may be best to forget about riding a motorbike and bring a bit more money so you can take taxis or buses everywhere. They're very cheap.</span><br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-43115523316360766112018-11-23T05:44:00.003+07:002023-09-19T14:59:36.356+07:00So You Want to Come to Vietnam and Ride a Motorbike? Part 3 — Tips<span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;">A bit of what follows was touched on in either <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/10/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride.html" target="_blank">Part 1</a> or <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/10/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride_28.html" target="_blank">Part 2</a>. <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/12/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride.html" target="_blank">Part 4</a> includes a couple bits repeated from previous parts because reading them again will both help you remember and let you know that it's really important. <br />
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Buying and then riding a motorcycle in throughout Vietnam is a very interesting process that can be a good-to-great experience. It can also go sideways very rapidly. If you are careful, have some basic knowledge of motorcycles and how they work, take your time, and think beyond the purchase price to the overall cost of ownership over the three or four weeks you will own the bike, your trip will be one of the most rewarding of your life. Too many people come here looking for the lowest cost motorcycle they can find and then waste days they could be riding trying instead to get the POS repaired. Don't be one of them.<br />
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While researching <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2013/08/in-january-2013-i-decided-to-plan-trip.html" target="_blank">my first trip</a> to Vietnam/Southeast Asia, almost everything I read said that the best or only way to truly experience it is on two wheels. I took a<span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif"> </span>motorcycle training course, <span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif">got my license, </span>bought a bike, and less than 20 miles later, broke my left clavicle in a low-speed one-vehicle crash. Most of my friends said that this was the universe's way of telling me that I should not ride. I took it as a warning to f*cking pay attention. That December (2013), I arrived in Vietnam for the first time. As detailed in my very early (see December 2013 in the column to the right) posts on this blog, I bought a motorcycle in Saigon and then spent three of my 10 weeks here riding to Hanoi, mostly solo.<br />
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Hiking the Inca Trail in my mid-50's was a major "get" and one that I enjoy more in my memories than I did at the time.</span><br />
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<span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif" style="font-size: large;">My ride on a 125cc Yamaha YBR from Saigon to Hanoi at 60 (years old, not kph) was, literally, a life-changer. Today, five years later, I've ridden in Cambodia, Cuba, Canada, Laos, Thailand, and the US. I no longer have any interest in owning a four-wheeled vehicle and look forward to future long-distance motorcycle trips in many other countries. <br />
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Please, please, PLEASE learn to ride BEFORE you get here!!! The great majority of the dozens of moto-backpackers I've met here NEVER even rode pillion (passenger) on a motorcycle before arriving, see literally everyone over the age of 15 riding a motorbike, and think, "Hell, if they can do it, it can't be that hard/so can I." (see <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/10/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride_28.html" target="_blank">Part 2</a>)<br />
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NO, you can't!!!<br />
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If you don't ride already, there are a LOT of things you don't know that can seriously injure or kill you. For example, above about 20 kph, the physics are TOTALLY DIFFERENT than those of riding a bicycle. One of them is that if you push the right handgrip away from you, you will lean over and turn to the right.<br />
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Some of the things that it will help you to know if you ride in Vietnam:<br />
1) 99+% of the people who turn right onto a roadway NEVER look to see if it's safe; they just go.<br />
2) Though at first it will not seem like it, there are "rules of the road". <br />
3) Those rules here are DIFFERENT than those of your home country.<br />
3) Paved surfaces outside (and sometimes in) the cities can be much closer to what Westerners would call "off-road".<br />
4) Some of the buses and many of the minivans you encounter will actively try to run you off the road. <br />
5) If you assume that EVERYONE else on the road is trying to kill you, you will fare much better. They're not, though it will often seem they are.<br />
6) As my friend Glen said just yesterday, the biggest waste of money in Vietnam is that spent painting the lines in the middle of roads.<br />
7) Also always assume you are invisible...<br />
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Please note that I am NOT trying to discourage the adventurous you; I am simply telling you that you need more preparation than you think you do.<br />
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Before you leave your home country, make sure you have emergency evacuation insurance like that provided by MedJet or Global Rescue. I have <a href="http://www.globalrescue.com/" target="_blank">Global Rescue</a> and am very happy with their customer service. If you are more than 60 miles from your home address and need emergency transport, they will take care of it for you—including a medical jet, if necessary. They also have medical professionals (nurses, PAs, etc.) with whom you can consult over the phone for less serious medical issues. Like any insurance, you're probably not going to need it, but if you do, you're gonna be glad you have it. If I go down hard, motorcycle or not, ViLa and friends here know to call Global Rescue to evacuate me to the US for medical care.<br />
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I guarantee that you do NOT want to spend even one hour of your vacation in a Vietnamese hospital. If you are unfortunate enough to be their guest, you will have to pay cash up-front for everything—even if you have insurance. You pay a deposit when you arrive, then you pay again before you see each doctor or have an x-ray or do anything other than sitting and waiting. The medical system here is not set up to bill insurance companies, so you pay up-front and wait for the insurance company to reimburse you. Individual items and services aren't expensive, but they do add up... and if you don't have the cash, you'll either have to find it or suffer elsewhere. There is no "charity" at Vietnamese hospitals.<br />
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If you're in the hospital overnight, you'd better have some friends or family to bring you food and protect your valuables or you won't eat and your things may wander off while you sleep. The locals usually have a family member or friend rent a cot and sleep when the patient isn't. You'll also need cash to entice the doctors and nurses to pay attention to you during your stay. Worst case, send me an email and I'll see if I can contact someone in the same city who can help you out.<br />
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There are a number of good web sites out there with tips and/or routes and/or trip blogs (trogs?). My favorite for trip blogs is <a href="http://www.vietnamcoracle.com/" target="_blank">Vietnam Coracle</a>. It's written by a Brit who rides all over Vietnam on a 125cc scooter and manages to find all kinds of seemingly-hidden-to-most-Westerners gems; restaurants, hotels, roads, and more. I recommend it every chance I get. <a href="http://advrider.com/" target="_blank">AdvRider</a>, <a href="http://horizonsunlimited.com/" target="_blank">Horizons Unlimited</a>, <a href="http://rideasia.net/" target="_blank">RideAsia</a> are also good sources of information. <a href="http://www.nomadasaurus.com/buying-motorbike-southeast-asia/" target="_blank">Nomadasaurus</a> is a good one for fairly up-to-date travel information, though it is one on which you need to be selective as to which posts you believe. My feeling is that, on most sites, if you go with the majority opinion, you'll most likely be alright. The link to Nomadasaurus will take you to a page dedicated to the topic of buying a motorbike in SE Asia. If you go to their home page, you will find a lot of other information/opinions. My biggest gripe with the site is the repetition caused by people who post questions without bothering to read the previous questions and responses where their question is very often already answered.<br />
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If you would like more information, send an email to "jdpearce at proton dot me". I will reply with a couple of PDFs of things I wrote for my friend who owns <a href="http://www.flamingotravel.com.vn/" target="_blank">Flamingo Travel</a> to give to customers and prospective customers. One is about riding here and the other is full of tips on how to buy a second-hand motorbike. I think you'll find them both interesting and useful. <br />
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Print them out and read them a few times before you get on the plane and then again on the plane. You'll have time; it's a 15+ hour trip from the North American west coast and longer from other places on the continent. If you're in Europe or Australia, it's a bit less time on the plane, though still plenty of time to review them again.<br />
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While looking for something else, I found these videos that you might find useful:<br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJWuPlv0Yjw" target="_blank">Buying a bike</a><br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVpyyNodKSs" target="_blank">Why you do NOT want a Chinese bike</a><br />
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Come to Vietnam for the riding trip of a lifetime. Just remember to stay safe while you're enjoying all there is to offer here.<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-76275865485924606882018-10-28T08:47:00.002+07:002019-06-29T14:27:14.748+07:00So You Want to Come to Vietnam and Ride a Motorbike? Part 2 — Reality<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">If you haven't read Part 1, it's <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/10/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</span><br />
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</span> <span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">From yesterday's news:<br />
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"Road crashes are a leading cause of deaths in Vietnam, killing almost one person every hour. More than 9,000 traffic accidents occurred in the first half of this year, killing nearly 4,100 people and injuring over 7,000, according to the National Traffic Safety Committee."<br />
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Click here: <a href="https://e.vnexpress.net/news/news/fatal-mishaps-prompt-vietnamese-province-to-curb-traffic-violations-by-foreigners-3829913.html" target="_blank">Fatal mishaps prompt Vietnamese province to curb traffic violations by foreigners</a><br />
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An average of ONE TRAFFIC DEATH IN VIETNAM EVERY HOUR!!! </span><br />
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They're not all foreigners, of course. The great majority are locals. Do you want to take the chance you're one?</span><br />
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</span> <span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Did you notice that the locals are often more interested in gawking and taking photos than helping?<br />
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If you don't have a motorcycle license and a bit of experience, DO NOT ride a motorcycle in Vietnam.<br />
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Period.<br />
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Full stop.<br />
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Yes, riding through the country on two wheels is, by far, the BEST way to see Vietnam. It is probably a once-in-a-lifetime trip, so do it right.<br />
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If you want to ride a motorbike here, <br />
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1) Take a motorcycle safety class and get your license.<br />
2) Buy a motorcycle and get at least a couple thousand road miles under your belt.<br />
3) Take an off-road riding class.<br />
4) Ride Forest Service roads and a few dirt trails. Get comfortable with your rear wheel sliding out.<br />
5) Bring your helmet, armored jacket, and sturdy ankle-protecting boots, and come ride Vietnam.<br />
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Stay safe.<br />
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Part 3 is <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/11/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride_23.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Part 4 is <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/12/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Part 5 is <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2019/01/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Part 6 is <a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2019/02/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride.html" target="_blank">here</a>.<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-36065552109721906932018-10-25T09:15:00.002+07:002018-11-03T23:39:41.438+07:00The Ease of Switching to Medicare — Part 2<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">If you've not yet read "Part 1", it's <a href="https://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/10/the-ease-of-switching-to-medicare.html">here</a>...<br />
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Uh, yeah. It wasn't over...<br />
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This morning, 8 hours after I posted Part 1, I went to MyMedicare.gov to sign up for an on-line account. They won't let me.<br />
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They say they can't match the information I gave them. That's probably because they require a five-digit zip code and mine is six, FFS! Yes, I tried using only the first five—no joy. I also tried 00000 because when I called Medicare to get help, they said they don't have a zip code for me, though they do have the rest of my address. <br />
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That didn't work, either.<br />
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Now I'm on hold waiting to talk with someone at Social Security. Five minutes after they told me the wait would be "one hour and a half" on hold, the computer said, "We regret you've waited so long..." LMAO <br />
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Thinking about the fact that Social Security writes "over 50 million" benefit checks every month to retirees, severely disabled, and others, I'm wondering how many people die each day while waiting on hold to talk with them.<br />
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For those who survive, how much productivity is lost while untold hundreds wait 90 minutes to talk to someone who may not even be able to help them? In previous calls, I've been asked if I want someone to call me back when it's my turn. That would allow me to do a bit more sandblasting or pack for my upcoming trip or take a shower. No such courtesy this time.<br />
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29 minutes down, 61 to go... give-or-take.<br />
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UNBELIEVABLE!<br />
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After 1 hour, 31 minutes, 16 seconds, my call was FINALLY picked up. And the person on the other end of the line COULDN'T FUCKING HEAR ME EVEN THOUGH I WAS YELLING after the third time she said she couldn't hear me. The computer at the beginning could hear me just fine, so WTF? It was probably due to my call being via Skype; unfortunately the best way I've found to call outside of Vietnam.<br />
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The pain and frustration of this was apparently insufficient, because I called back immediately, jumped through all of the pre-qualifying hoops, and was told my "estimated wait time is 35 minutes." Could be worse, right?<br />
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So... the agent could hear me this time and added my proper postal code. The number they were using was the "Consular Code" 962 that identifies me as closest to the Consulate in Saigon. As if that's going to help Vietnam Post find me!<br />
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In 24-48 hours, the MyMedicare site should have the changed data and let me register.<br />
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Now the bad news... until I turn 66, Social Security claws back $1 for every $2 I make over $17,040 in addition to SSI AND I still get to pay taxes on both the SSI and other incomes. What a crock of shit! How do they expect people to "live" just on SSI? Thank you Congress, you privileged assholes who have no fucking clue what it's like to survive in the real world. Example: The wife of soon to be ex-Senator Ted Cruz (Vampire—Texas) works for Goldman-Sachs (the firm that's directly responsible for EVERY economic crash for over 100 years) and pulls down about $500,000 per annum PLUS bonuses. Ted, the most hated-by-his-peers man in Congress, makes $174,000. She recently complained that at over $700,000 a year they can't afford to buy a second home anytime soon. Boo-fucking-hoo.<br />
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What's that say for those of us who make less than $35,000 a year? Note that Vampire Ted and his wife only pay FICA on about 17% of their income, while the rest of us pay it on 100% of our income. They're also at the forefront of the attempts by the Radical Right to either get rid of or privatize Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, etc.<br />
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QUIT CALLING THESE PROGRAMS "entitlements"! I paid into them for over 45 years and it'll be at least 6 years before I get back the money I lent the government. They are INSURANCE programs. Either learn how insurance works or STFU.<br />
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Even living in Vietnam, without SSI checks every month, I'd be hurtin' for certain. <br />
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Oh, yeah. I'm also paying for Medicare every month, just like everyone else who is covered.<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-36494856555772686562018-10-24T22:15:00.000+07:002018-12-02T09:15:59.607+07:00The "Ease" of Switching to Medicare<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">That it's a government-run program under the regime of the Perpetually Lying/ Ignorant/Nationalist/Fake Self-made Billionaire/Hate-Monger/Racist/Misogynist/ Xenophobe/Fake Christian/Born-between-third-base-and-home-plate-and-thinks-he-hit-a-homer President Bone Spurs, should have warned me it was going to be a cluster-fuck... and I guess in some ways it did.<br />
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Since my birthday is in November and this is the year I complete my 65th lap around the sun, I theoretically get to partake in Medicare starting 01 November. Like a good German, I called Medicare three months prior to sign up. They told me that since I am already collecting the money I paid over 45 years of working back from Social Security that I would be automatically enrolled in Medicare. They also told me that they would send my Medicare card—necessary to show all providers if you want coverage—months before that 01 November beginning date and that it would be sent to me here at my home in Vietnam, since that's the address Social Security has for me.<br />
<br />
They lied.<br />
<br />
Go figure...<br />
<br />
I am going to the US next week for a couple weeks of facilitation the first two weeks of November. As soon as I knew about the work, I called and made a few doctors' appointments. Since I'm unsure how much I'll have to pay out-of-pocket under Medicare, I did what I could to schedule everything for the week of 29 October. As of now, there is only one scheduled after my Medicare benefits kick in, though that may change.<br />
<br />
I called Medicare last week to ask why I'd not yet received my card. Their computers were down, so the woman who answered my call told me to call back.<br />
<br />
I just got off the phone with Medicare. They told me:<br />
<br />
1) My card has NOT YET BEEN MAILED (so much for "months before").<br />
2) They can NOT give me my Medicare number over the phone.<br />
3) I need my Medicare number to get a provider to talk with or look at me.<br />
4) They can only mail a card to the address (Vietnam) Social Security has for me.<br />
5) If I go to the Social Security office after I arrive in the US, they can probably give me a letter verifying my Medicare coverage.<br />
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Notes:<br />
a) On a good day, a visit to the Olympia Social Security office will burn only 3 hours.<br />
b) They can PROBABLY give me the letter, so I might waste 3 hours for nothing.<br />
<br />
So-o-o<br />
<br />
I took a chance and called Social Security with the hope that MAYBE someone there could give me my Medicare number over the phone.<br />
<br />
*The phones open for business at 7 a.m. in each time zone.<br />
*I called FROM VIETNAM at 6:50 a.m PST, hoping they wouldn't put me in the Pacific Time Zone.<br />
*They did.<br />
*I called back at 7:02 a.m. PST and was told that all agents are busy and if I give them a call-back number, I don't have to wait on hold.<br />
*Cool! <br />
*I gave them my US number and was told I'd get a call back in ONE HOUR AND 15 MINUTES!!!<br />
*Only 2 minutes after the phone lines open and they're already backed up 38x that long??? How does that happen?<br />
<br />
My penultimate question to the Medicare person was... "Why did they not yet send my Medicare card?"<br />
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The answer was that they have to mail out new cards to EVERYONE because they are no longer using Social Security numbers as Medicare numbers.<br />
<br />
My last question was, "Why didn't they put new Medicare customers at the front of the queue because we don't have an old card to use?"<br />
<br />
The answer was, "I don't know."<br />
<br />
I'm thinking no one who's still there under Der Fuehrer is bright enough to figure out a way to do that.<br />
<br />
Or maybe they saw <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnDPearce">my Twitter account</a>?<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-40143093714690425292018-10-11T19:55:00.000+07:002019-03-22T08:49:33.293+07:00So You Want to Come to Vietnam and Ride a Motorbike? Part 1 — The Basics<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">I just read about a kid (I'm guessing early- to mid-20's from the "before" photo) who had a bad motorbike accident here in Vietnam and his family's trying to raise money on a crowdfunding site to pay for his medical bills. <br />
<br />
I'm sorry he had a bad accident, BUT NOT enough to reward his irresponsible stupidity. Anyone who rides a motorbike in Vietnam without proper licensing AND insurance is just asking for trouble. <br />
<br />
Anyone who rides a motorbike anywhere outside his/her own country without emergency evacuation insurance is just plain stupid.<br />
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Sure, we all think "it won't happen to me" until it does.<br />
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DO NOT come to Vietnam or anywhere to ride a motorbike without:<br />
1) Previous motorcycle riding experience (as the operator)<br />
2) Proper medical evacuation insurance (I highly recommend <a href="http://www.globalrescue.com/">Global Rescue</a>)<br />
3) Valid medical insurance that covers you HERE<br />
4) A valid driver's license AND International Driving Permit<br />
5) A good, solid, full face helmet with DOT or ECE rating<br />
6) Common fucking sense<br />
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The last one was added after I read about a guy who crashed while taking a selfie WHILE RIDING FAST. <br />
<br />
"What a maroon!"—Bugs Bunny<br />
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Re the International Driving Permit (IDP)... Vietnam recognizes ONLY IDPs issued by signers of a 1968 agreement. The IDP from most countries (including the US, the UK, and Australia) is recognized under an 1949 agreement. Vietnam does NOT recognize these.<br />
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That said, get one and carry it with you along with your home country driver's license WITH MOTORCYCLE ENDORSEMENT. If you get hurt in an accident, there's a strong chance your insurance will cover your injuries. <br />
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If you are injured in an accident and DO NOT have a valid motorcycle license, there's an excellent chance your insurance will NOT cover your medical bills. I've read on social media where people say they just told the insurance company they were walking and got hit by a motorbike, BUT that's fraud and a really, really bad idea. <br />
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Re the helmet... the laws of physics are the same in Vietnam as in your home country, though you couldn't tell it by looking at the backpackers I see weekly riding with the standard Vietnamese helmets. As I've written here before, 99+% of the helmets worn by native Vietnamese are designed only to keep the police from stopping and citing them. The idea that it should protect your brain carrier is completely lost. If you ride at home, you probably have a good helmet. Bring it. If you ride at home without a helmet or with a POS helmet, you deserve whatever happens to you—including having to re-learn the alphabet. Or worse.<br />
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<a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/10/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride_28.html" target="_blank">Part 2</a> covers the reality of riding here... and is a MUST READ.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/11/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride_23.html" target="_blank">Part 3</a> offers riding tips.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="http://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2018/12/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride.html" target="_blank">Part 4</a> is on the rules of riding in Vietnam. <br />
<a href="https://www.blogger.com/ridingseasia.blogspot.com/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride_23.html=" target="_blank">Part 5</a> is a meme. <br />
<a href="https://ridingseasia.blogspot.com/2019/02/so-you-want-to-come-to-vietnam-and-ride.html" target="_blank">Part 6</a> is about the worst-case scenario.<br />
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Until then, be smart and stay safe.<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-2850667478698405342018-08-27T09:23:00.000+07:002018-08-27T09:23:40.677+07:00How do YOU answer a question in the negative?<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">As a native English-speaker living in a country with a tonal language, there are innumerable opportunities for misunderstanding, even with locals who speak pretty good English.<br />
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Small mistakes like, "We came here on a car" are easy to correctly understand. This does bring up, at least to me, the question of why is it we travel "in" a car, but "on" a bus when we are actually inside (in most cases) both of them?<br />
<br />
One of the great opportunities I have for misunderstanding with many Vietnamese who speak English presents when I ask them a question in the negative. For example, "Are you sure you don't want to go?" Most Westerners answer "Yes" (I'm sure). <br />
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Every English-speaking Vietnamese I know answers, "No" (I don't want to go).<br />
<br />
After almost four years here, I still have to pause after asking such a question to think about how their "yes" is my "no" and respond correctly. Most often, I immediately ask the question again in a different way: "You don't want to go?" which gives me a "Yes" (I don't want to go) and frequently a look questioning why I asked again. Somehow, this makes more sense to me: "Yes, I don't want to go." We westerners, would of course, answer, "No, I don't want to go."<br />
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Re-wiring my brain to "get it" on the first try is going to take a bit longer.<br />
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</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-4012726417194922652018-08-09T20:06:00.000+07:002018-08-27T15:40:46.893+07:00Twitter is run by twits<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Forget about the fact that Twitter is allowing Alex Jones to continue spewing his hatred, lies, and ridiculous conspiracy theories while Google, YouTube, iTunes, and Facebook have banned him...<br />
<br />
Apparently CEO @Jack has also hired a bunch of twits to run his support department, too!<br />
<br />
Tired of the BULLSHIT that is most of Facebook, I recently switched to using Twitter for my political opining and for some basic information. More detailed information is gleaned from a number of non-social media platforms.<br />
<br />
I never actually sign out of Twitter, I just close the browser window. Yes, my laptop cameras are all covered with black electrical tape so if any of the sites I visit try to turn on the camera, they'll only see a black screen.<br />
<br />
This morning, when I opened Safari (default browser for Macs), Twitter wanted me to sign in. Okay, no problem.<br />
<br />
Uh, yes it is.<br />
<br />
After putting in my email address and password, I get this screen:</span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8MFEzKMHhQw/W2w1qaf4AoI/AAAAAAAAJtA/mYbjAuLjsl4TRqQadR2YTG45A2-ZCOrqACLcBGAs/s1600/Screen%2BShot%2B2018-08-09%2Bat%2B7.33.22%2BPM.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1074" data-original-width="1532" height="449" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8MFEzKMHhQw/W2w1qaf4AoI/AAAAAAAAJtA/mYbjAuLjsl4TRqQadR2YTG45A2-ZCOrqACLcBGAs/s640/Screen%2BShot%2B2018-08-09%2Bat%2B7.33.22%2BPM.png" width="640" /></a></span></div><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br />
WTF??? I did NOT sign up for secondary verification! Oh, well... once I sign in I can remove it.<br />
<br />
So I waited...<br />
<br />
And waited...<br />
<br />
And waited...<br />
<br />
So far, 10 hours later, no SMS with a six-digit code. No SMS messages AT ALL from Twitter. And yes, my phone number ends in 67. I even tried to log in with my phone number, but still got the same promise of a six-digit code.<br />
<br />
Those who read this and know me are, most likely, thinking, "There's NO WAY he waited 10 hours before contacting Twitter Support!"<br />
<br />
And you would be right. I waited all of 4 minutes before going to the "Support" page.</span><br />
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Scanning EVERYTHING, I found that the only real "support" you can get is IF YOU ARE ALREADY LOGGED IN. The only option open to me was to "Submit A Ticket" to "Report A Problem".</span><br />
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After completing the form and playing the Captcha game, I submitted the ticket.<br />
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Within 20 seconds, I got the following email. There's no need to read the whole thing, it's just more of the BS that's on the so-called "Support" page and of no use to someone who's NOT already logged in. Note the last paragraph; the one beginning with, "If you've tried the above options and still need help..."</span><br />
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YES, I STILL NEED HELP! So I "reply to this email for further assistance... from the email address associated with ... (my) Twitter account. Almost immediately, I get this:</span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AUw9Sc7gMT8/W2w63scBnUI/AAAAAAAAJto/380MmuSPBnUUtf0_CmAiGUpqMInzl6B3gCLcBGAs/s1600/Screen%2BShot%2B2018-08-09%2Bat%2B7.40.16%2BPM.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="686" data-original-width="930" height="472" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AUw9Sc7gMT8/W2w63scBnUI/AAAAAAAAJto/380MmuSPBnUUtf0_CmAiGUpqMInzl6B3gCLcBGAs/s640/Screen%2BShot%2B2018-08-09%2Bat%2B7.40.16%2BPM.png" width="640" /></a></span></div><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">I'm stuck in a flippin' loop!!!<br />
<br />
Now I'm looking for the cameras from "Candid Camera". Then I remember that Alan Funt's been dead for decades and realize that I've been punked by an auto-responder and now one's even watching. F*CK!<br />
<br />
What's worse, no actual person will ever see my dilemma. <br />
<br />
This is VERY frustrating, BUT not enough to get me to create a new account and start over.<br />
<br />
Screw Twitter! I'm gonna go out and play.<br />
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Note: After 3 days, I finally got the six-digit code and was able to log in to my account. No explanation as to why things suddenly changed, though.<br />
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</span><br />
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Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-54082196285160086482018-07-03T18:02:00.000+07:002018-07-04T10:59:07.404+07:00Breakdown — Sept 2016<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">September 2016<br />
I bought a Delorme (now Garmin) <a href="https://explore.garmin.com/en-US/inreach/" target="_blank">InReach Explorer</a> <br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TA5EvgwI7kk/WxizuSEP9PI/AAAAAAAAJfE/jFa1xMHsolQKGM092tHRaHMLjOcF_m7CQCLcBGAs/s1600/cf-lg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="600" data-original-width="600" height="640" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TA5EvgwI7kk/WxizuSEP9PI/AAAAAAAAJfE/jFa1xMHsolQKGM092tHRaHMLjOcF_m7CQCLcBGAs/s640/cf-lg.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">for 25% off at REI's 2016 Memorial Day sale and it was waiting for me in one of the dozens of boxes of things I'd ordered before arrival.<br />
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Soon after arriving back in Tacoma on my new-to-me R100GS, I activated it.<br />
<br />
On September 1, I rode from Tacoma, WA toward Western Montana for an Airheads Tech Weekend where I'd learn to wrench on my beautiful bike. The InReach was in my jacket pocket.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-B0GIAPJBgj4/WqO5tPlvMSI/AAAAAAAAJHg/hb3XioCTX3wXFQ-g7446zdGu906fAPLWACEwYBhgL/s1600/fullsizeoutput_1081.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1205" data-original-width="1600" height="482" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-B0GIAPJBgj4/WqO5tPlvMSI/AAAAAAAAJHg/hb3XioCTX3wXFQ-g7446zdGu906fAPLWACEwYBhgL/s640/fullsizeoutput_1081.jpeg" width="640" /></a></span></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br />
A couple hours into the ride, the bike lost power. No sputter like when running out of gas, just died. After five minutes, it started up. Then, 20 miles further down the road it died; this time for good. Cayuse Pass (just west of Mount Rainier) was behind me and Yakima, WA was 45 miles in front of me. <br />
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<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Z8-VE2-g0DE/Wxi7NH73BUI/AAAAAAAAJfc/dMIQLFIsL9saxTbpqU1KYdZ_2NWjKWI-gCLcBGAs/s1600/BumbleBee%2BIgnition%2BFailure.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="938" data-original-width="1600" height="375" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Z8-VE2-g0DE/Wxi7NH73BUI/AAAAAAAAJfc/dMIQLFIsL9saxTbpqU1KYdZ_2NWjKWI-gCLcBGAs/s640/BumbleBee%2BIgnition%2BFailure.png" width="640" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">This is the actual tracking map of my route provided by the InReach</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The nearest cell service was about 10 miles out of Yakima... 35 miles ahead, so I turned off my phone to save the battery.<br />
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The roadside assistance included in my insurance policy has an 800 number—a land line—and land lines cannot (duh!) receive text messages. Using my InReach, I sent an email to my insurance agent explaining my situation, giving my GPS coordinates, and asking him to call roadside assistance for me. After 20 minutes, no reply, so I sent another email. I couldn't text him because I didn't have his cell phone number (I do now).<br />
<br />
After another 30 minutes, I sent a text to my friend Liz asking her to call the agent and tell him to check his email. She texted back saying she'd talked with him and he would call RA for me. Soon after that I got an email saying that the flatbed was on the way. It arrived about 2.5 hours after my first email.</span></span><br />
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The tow truck driver said the insurance company would pay to tow me to Yakima or 50 miles in any direction. Since the choices were "farther from home" or "closer to home" and the only airhead mechanic I know is near Tacoma, I said, "Please take me to Tacoma." They figured the extra mileage and quoted me $480. Thankfully, they took AmEx cards and dropped me at Liz's driveway. <br />
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Needless to say, I missed the Tech Weekend. The culprit was a bad ignition, so I upgraded to an electronic ignition and had a new, higher capacity stator put in at the same time.<br />
<br />
After this experience with the InReach, I sold both of my SPOT devices. SPOT only has pre-programmed message-out capacity and there's no way to receive a message. Sure, the SOS might work, but I'm not scrambling SAR for a mechanical problem. It's only InReach for me from now on and it is with me ALL the time because what if cell service goes down?<br />
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For those thinking you'd just wave down a passing car or fellow rider... good luck with that. I got two cars to stop--one eastbound and one westbound—explained my situation, and gave each a note:</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Each driver said he'd call as soon as he got within range of cell service. According to Tad, neither one ever called. So much for the friendliness/helpfulness of Washington State drivers.<br />
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While waiting for the truck I was passed by at least 10 Harleys, two or three at a time. Are they afraid to ride solo? Only 2 waved as they went by and none even slowed down. The one dualsport who rode past did stop to see if I needed help, as did a state-owned truck the second time he came by. By then I'd received confirmation that the truck was on it's way, so I thanked them and let them continue their own trips.<br />
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Without the InReach, my wait would've been a LOT longer, especially if I'd been off the highway and down a side road somewhere without even the sparse traffic of Highway 410. <br />
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Others complain about the battery life and the small keyboard, though I can charge it on the bike if need-be and although the keyboard is a PITA and frustrating, it's better than no keyboard at all. If only it were possible to program it to accept a bluetooth keyboard I sometimes carry for my iPad.<br />
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I now travel with EXTRA trail mix or protein bars, spare fuel bottles, and more water than I think I'll need. It gets awfully hungry by the side of the road waiting for that flatbed... though now at least I know they're coming.<br />
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</span></span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-20420315313037396732018-06-22T15:06:00.003+07:002018-06-22T15:07:37.976+07:00Porn Blackmail<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Got this email earlier this month (June 2018), and I still laugh when I think about it...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: normal;">John Stilson <order@tattoometer.com></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: normal;">XQS: [john@***.com] 05.06.2018 12:07:19 Your life can be destroyed</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: normal;"><br />
To: "John D. Pearce" <john@***.com<br />
Тiсket Details: XQS-774-52663<br />
Email: john@***.com<br />
Camera ready, Notification: 05.06.2018 12:07:19<br />
Status: Waiting for Reply 34xuMaJy2A8f89wZnBmMkE9HrT1Ky91Xu5_Priority: Normal<br />
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What's up,<br />
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If u were more careful while playing with yourself, I wouldn't write dis message. I don't think that playing with yourself is really bad, but when all colleagues, relatives and friends get video of it- it is certainly for u.<br />
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I adjusted virus on a porn site which was visited by you. When the object tap on a play button, device starts recording the screen and all cameras on ur device starts working.<br />
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Moreover, soft makes a remote desktop supplied with key logger function from your device , so I could collect all contacts from your e-mail, messengers and other social networks. I've chosen dis e-mail because It's your working address, so you must read it.<br />
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I suppose that three hundred twenty usd is pretty enough for this little false. I made a split screen video(records from screen (interesting category ) and camera ooooooh... its funny AF)<br />
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So its your choice, if u want me to destroy ur disgrace use my bitсoin wаllеt address: 1FSyUevBKJxcjS1essoH8Skjh7MwDA2c4N<br />
You have one day after opening my message, I put the special tracking pixel in it, so when you will open it I will know.If ya want me to show u the proofs, reply on this message and I will send my creation to five contacts that I've got from ur device.<br />
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P.S.. U can try to complain to police, but I don't think that they can help, the inquisition will last for several months- I'm from Ukraine - so I dgf LOL<br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">The main reason I'm laughing is that I've NEVER visited a porn site on the Internet... or anywhere else. I saw about 4 minutes of a porn flick in the 70's and found it sophomoric and boring. I've never watched porn in any form since. Maybe because I'm NOT a watcher, I'm a do-er? Sitting and watching two (or more) people fuck is boring.</span><br />
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</span> <span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">The secondary reason I'm laughing is that the cameras on my laptops are covered with black electrical tape, so even if someone does hack into my computer(s) and turn on the camera without me knowing, all they'll ever see is a black screen.</span><br />
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</span> <span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">For those of you who do watch porn and get one of these emails, this one's probably bogus. Depending on your watching habits, the others may not be. Good luck figuring out which is which...</span><br />
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</span> <span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">LMAO</span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04993634382184295757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6533031778421672936.post-74260095590081337862018-06-12T10:52:00.001+07:002018-06-12T16:00:22.282+07:00NEW (to me) Motorcycle and Road Trip — Aug 2016<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">August 2016<br />
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The US government forced me to leave ViLa at home in Dalat by denying La's visa application WITHOUT explanation after $180, three months, and a one-question interview.<br />
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Yes, they can do that. What they unfortunately don't understand is that NEITHER of us has any interest in living in the US—me because there are so many other places to live when you have White Privilege and a US passport; her because "it's too expensive" and she'd miss her family too much.</span><br />
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I flew to Saigon and then to the US, though only after promising Honey every 20 minutes when she asked, "Yes, con gái (daughter), Daddy will come back to Honey and Mommy." <br />
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To which she always replied, "Are you sure?" <br />
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"Yes, Honey, I'm sure."<br />
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I was, once again—if memory serves, this is number 10—going to meet and pick up my new ride and have some fun:</span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PjBbEoD3sYw/WqPBt40bIvI/AAAAAAAAJHw/7etlBkfjzFUJeoZaUSNJqh13YOB1c3A_QCLcBGAs/s1600/IMG_0379.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="1600" height="480" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PjBbEoD3sYw/WqPBt40bIvI/AAAAAAAAJHw/7etlBkfjzFUJeoZaUSNJqh13YOB1c3A_QCLcBGAs/s640/IMG_0379.JPG" width="640" /></a></div><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">"She" is a 1989 BMW R100GS BumbleBee (note the paint scheme) and the best-fit-for-me bike I've ridden in the entire 3+ years since I bought my first. What a bike! Very comfortable to ride and in great shape. The R100GS is an "airhead", meaning the engine is air-cooled. It is also the original Adventure Bike and the grandpappy to the current very popular R1200GSA.<br />
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I bought the Bee from Dale in Spokane, Washington through an advertisement on <a href="http://www.advrider.com/">ADVRider</a>. He was the third owner and had most of the maintenance paperwork from Day One. Dale has another BMW and a sidecar rig and sold this beauty because he wasn't riding it anymore in favor of, mostly, the hack. He was very accommodating, to the point of holding the bike for me in his garage for four months until I could get back to the US after I sent him a $1000 non-refundable deposit. He met me at the Spokane airport; drove me to his home where he took the time to go over the bike completely with me; gave me a box of spare parts and special tools; and helped me box up and send the stuff I didn't need for the 1000+-mile road trip "home" to Tacoma.<br />
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Dale led me in his truck to a UPS store where I shipped the boxes and then to a DOT licensing office where I transferred Bee into my name and paid the taxes. That gave me a license plate and registration; the title came later in the mail.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Now that I'm the legal owner, I can head out of town and ride mostly south before turning west. I had a couple days to get to the <a href="http://www.soundrider.com/rally/" target="_blank">Rally in the Gorge</a> just outside of Hood River, Oregon, where I'd meet up with friend Rick and 100 or so other motorcycle enthusiasts for a weekend of camping, riding, talking, and learning. <br />
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The first night, I stopped at a campground near Lewiston, Idaho and ended up a few sites down from a Harley guy who wanted to know why I wasn't riding a Harley. Really??? Have you ever ridden anything else?<br />
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I wanted to answer, "Because I'm NOT a sheep (follower)!", thought I managed to hold my tongue for once and said, "Because I'm riding this beautiful classic BMW that can go anywhere I have the stones to take it." This is definitely a bike on which I will run out of talent LONG before I've reached its limits.<br />
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As is my habit, I took the <a href="https://goo.gl/maps/BWB6oBcyk9A2" target="_blank">scenic route</a>, </span><br />
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avoiding highways and straight lines as best I could, and enjoyed every bit of it.</span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Those are actual full-size aluminum canoes in the sculpture</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Eventually I pulled along side the Columbia Gorge</span><br />
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and, after one more photo stop to capture Mt. Hood,</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">turned into the Hood River Fairgrounds.</span><br />
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The Rally was a good weekend that would've been better had the food vendor honored their contract and showed up to do breakfasts. Instead, we got to ride 15 minutes into town for meals and then 15 minutes back for events. No dealbreaker, but a PITA. The organizers did manage decent dinners and one evening put together a pretty good dessert bar with peaches, ice cream, and assorted goodies.</span><br />
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My second-hand-and-like-new <a href="https://redverz.com/atacama/">Redverz Atacama tent</a> </span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WVp2XrKKNxg/WxiRQxjhr2I/AAAAAAAAJdM/GyRuzv0yPhYSI_7Cn_jGc7bhTRMVxmZhgCLcBGAs/s1600/fullsizeoutput_2002.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="1600" height="480" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WVp2XrKKNxg/WxiRQxjhr2I/AAAAAAAAJdM/GyRuzv0yPhYSI_7Cn_jGc7bhTRMVxmZhgCLcBGAs/s640/fullsizeoutput_2002.jpeg" width="640" /></a></span></div><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">was a big hit with the crowd, in part because you can stand up inside it and because the center section is a "garage" for the motorcycle that doubles as a refuge from bad weather. Within a few minutes of his first sight of mine, friend Rick (at right in one and at left in another of the above photos) decided to 86 his "yoga tent", seen here on the left edge of the photo, as soon as he could find a second-hand Redverz. He called it the yoga tent because, he said, getting undressed/dressed was about equal to one yoga class. <br />
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I had a yellow Atacama that I'd shelved when I bought the green one and told him that if my friend Gee back in Vietnam didn't want yellow, it was his. I later found a green one for Gee, so Rick is now the proud owner of his dream tent. As are Gee and I.<br />
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One of the reasons I went to the rally was to ride <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryhill_Loops_Road" target="_blank">Maryhill Loops Road</a>—a private, gated road with an interesting history that is only open by appointment and payment of a sizable fee. </span><br />
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I'd driven it many years ago in the 2005 MINI Cooper Cabriolet I still miss and figured this would be my only chance ever to ride it on a motorcycle. If you ride, you can see why it is worth going out of your way for.<br />
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While riding Maryhill Loops Road was the most fun part of the rally, learning how to properly set up the bike's suspension was the best part of the rally. Jesse from <a href="https://www.truitteducation.com/">Truitt Motorcycle Education</a> helped us understand sag and the difference between static sag and free sag. Then he worked with us to set ours correctly. Doing so did make a noticeable difference in how the bike felt and responded on the road. <br />
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If you'd like a copy of Jesse's worksheet (he gave me verbal permission to share it), send me an email and I'll get a PDF copy to you. <br />
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After the rally, Rick and I rode down to the beautiful <a href="http://www.timberlinelodge.com/lodge" target="_blank">Timberline Lodge</a> at Hood Mountain. Built in 1937 under FDR's Works Progress Administration (WPA), it is one of the National Park lodges designed by architect Gilbert Stanley Underwood. It was used as the model for the lodge in "The Shining" movie, though the movie was filmed on sets in England. More on its history is available <a href="http://www.timberlinelodge.com/about-us/history" target="_blank">here</a>.<br />
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There was a wedding reception on the stone patio, so we were unable to go out there. The one lingering memory I have of the place is the very ripe-smelling backpackers congregated in the sitting area so that the wedding guests got to walk through them to get to the reception. Since we didn't have gas masks with us, our stay was relatively short.<br />
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Rick and I parted ways after the lodge—he went directly back to Seattle and I took the <a href="https://goo.gl/maps/Cc1KVSmSnKT2" target="_blank">scenic route</a> to Tacoma via Mount Saint Helens.</span><br />
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I was headed to a special, rarely visited, Mount Saint Helens overlook when the new-to-me airhead carburetor starting pissing gas all over my left boot—at about the furthest north point on this route (blue line). I'd heard of this issue, though I'd hoped that when it happened, it would be somewhere closer to home base. When I removed the carb bowl, I saw the gasket was broken—and me without a spare.</span><br />
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I matched the cut gasket up with the bowl rim as best I could and reinstalled the bowl. It seemed to hold, BUT it was getting late and I was NOT in the mood for either wild camping or getting stranded without backup gas canisters (which I now carry everywhere), so I turned around and headed back south because the closest campground to the south was a LOT closer than any to the north.<br />
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Just about twilight I passed the Swift Forest Campground,</span><br />
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I put the bike in the "garage" because two sites down there were a couple pick-em-up trucks of unsavory-looking characters who showed an unusual amount of interest in it. "Out of sight, out of mind" as someone once said.</span><br />
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I went to take a shower... and found only a bathroom. DAMN! When I went to the campground caretaker to ask where the showers and camp store were, he said with a straight face, "About 5 miles down the road at Eagle Cliff." WHAT??? He was less than thrilled with my suggestion that he disclose this when people arrived and paid the fee. I was pissed off that I'd have to sleep dirty. Hell, I shoulda wild camped.<br />
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I woke up early the next morning and hit the Eagle Cliff store where I was able to fill up the tank, take a shower, and grab a few things for "breakfast".</span><br />
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Clean, less hungry, and full of fuel, I headed up NFD-25—a tight two-lane road full of frost-heave that's closed in the winter and well worth the effort to get there. After a fun and challenging 45 miles, I made it to Randle, WA, almost due south of Mount Rainier. From there, it was a short hop to Tacoma and what passes for civilization. </span><br />
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</span> <span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">My next goal was to open the dozens of boxes<br />
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of things I'd ordered from Amazon, eBay, and advrider.com and that Liz very gratiously held for my arrival—things I can't buy in Vietnam and I'm going to take back with me in a month or two.<br />
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It's kinda like a self-funded Christmas.<br />
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Once the boxes are open and contents sorted, I'll head to Montana for an Airheads Workshop where I'll spend a weekend learning the intricacies and pitfalls of wrenching on the BumbleBee.<br />
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Or so I thought...<br />
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